Elämänohjeita kissoilta

In this unpopular guide cats give you advice you never asked fur. The tips range from making friends (don’t overdo it) to cooking and personal finances. Prepare to be belittled and have your life choices questioned. No refunds.

Some especially upsetting advice:

”Try gardening. It may keep you away from misogyny.”

”Live. Laugh. Love. But don’t force the laughter, or you’ll sound like an idiot.”

”Stop making those nightly calls to your ex. You’ll never get your Seinfeld DVD back.”